love the humor kurt!

Um can anyone hook me up with a toad tadpole? Idk if I could possibly catch one anywhere because I don't know if they are toads..
Also! I go camping during august and I find baby toads all the time! Will one of those grow to fit the ten gallon?
and I have no clue who ebony is

I would actually like to be hooked up with a cane toad tadpole tho. I can try to work out the tank size.
Wait...whats wrong with a bullfrog!? They easy to take care of?