Hiding frog cause for anxiety

[Tropicok]

The little bugger was under the cork bark, in his brown color, eyeballing a hole the crickets like to hide in. Thanks for the tips. Alex, I envy your trip to Costa Rica.

[Kurt]

Alex, I envy your trip to Costa Rica.

Don't. Alex got bit by a mosquito and had to have his leg amputated because of it. Alex used to run in the Boston Marathon every spring, but can no longer do so. Sure he got a lot of good photos and saw some cool stuff, but is that worth losing a leg for? I think so.

The preceding was a total embellishment, meant to be humorous. Alex has both of his legs. No animals were hurt in the making of this joke. This joke is not available in all 50 states, sorry Tennessee.