My boyfriend always tells me that a frog is a stupid pet, especially since Lump never does anything but be fat sit in his hole. When he says it, I usually tell him he's a stupid boyfriend and that he needs to be nice to my frog. My fraternity brothers either think it's awesome a frog could eat a mouse, or if they think it's a stupid pet they don't really say anything about it. The rest of my family likes Lump, and usually want to see him eat when they visit.

Be nice to the lizards and snakes, John! They need love too! Not just from people with tattoos