I hear ya. While I don't think I would necessarily keep this particular little guy, I've already been thinking about what it would take to set up a vivarium in the not too distant future. However, considering we might be moving for work within the next year or so, I think it's a good idea that I put it off for now.
As for the water... where I live, I suppose that if I REALLY wanted to make him feel at home by giving him what he encounters in "the wild" around here, I'd fill his dish with water loaded with pesticides and fertilizer (like our retention ponds) and mist him with calcium-loaded chlorinated tap water (like our lawn irrigation systems). It's surprising that these little critters can survive the environment we put them in. I do think you bring up a great point about the distilled water, though. Of course, since tomorrow is release day (based on the weather report), I guess that ship has already sailed. I tend to keep my house between 68 and 74 degrees depending on the season. Since it's going to be about 70 degrees tomorrow, 51 degrees tomorrow night, and 75 on Monday, it's probably time to put him back into the yard. I'm not quite sure if I should put him on the side of the house exactly where I found him or if I should put him on a tree near one of the local ponds maybe ~100 yards away (but across the street). I'm guessing all the local snakes will be out looking for chow with the warmer weather considering it's been frigid around here (relatively speaking). While I suppose that all god's creatures gotta eat, I would hate to have him survive the cold just to become lunch shortly after being paroled.
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