Quote Originally Posted by Kurt View Post
Why? So you can finally get that partridge you've always wanted? All because its in the song, doesn't mean you have to have a pear tree for it.
True, but being a lover of puns and really bad jokes, it would just give me great satisfaction to have the pear tree. I mostly amuse myself. My co-workers have learned that if they don't at least acknowledge my bad jokes/puns with a groan, I keep repeating it until someone smacks me upside the head.

What do you call a pig with no legs?

A ground hog.