I had a good time reading all these LOL. I think my favorite is the one about turning the entire basement into a viv. X) ill have a go at this.

You know you keep frogs when...

. you can see in the dark (because your frogs are nocturnal and you watch them for hours)
. You spend money on crickets instead of Redbull
. When you're interested in someone, you start croaking/chirping