Quote Originally Posted by Kurt View Post
If you put him in the microwave, it will only take a few minutes. Be careful though, if you don't do it right, your tadpole can explode and then you will be cleaning little bits of it out of your microwave. You will never want to cook a hot pocket in it ever again.
Forgive me I'm new but..... You can actually "nuke" a tadpole" - or are you joking?