ok, sorry. Couldn't help myself.....

Anyway, here's the real update (The sad thing is I've seen people post stuff almost as bad as that before).

I've got her soaking now. She is trying like the dickens to shake something loose, but no luck thus far. It seems like the hanger on is just inside the poopshoot. I have been pouring the water on her back and it seems to stimulate pushing. As soon as I put her in the bath she started pushing.

I used the temp gun and the water feels cold to the touch, but is 83 degrees F. I had to have had it way hotter earlier....my bad but she seems ok. Still wants to eat by the way. When I came in, she turned in her water dish towards me when the door opened. She does this when she is hungry usually.

Her water in her enclosure is 83 degrees as well. I will be moving it out from under the black light as she never gets into her water on her own in her cage. I'll see if that changes. I thought it intuitive that if she wanted to ****, she would go to the warm water basking spot. That's what my pyxies do, but thier water feature is large and the water is always cool (82 degrees...just found out..lol).

Tried the rubbing and massaging. Don't really know what someone meant when they said to push gently above the vent. Seems like thats her tailbone (some kind of bone). Her poopshoot is ever so slightly open. As I've been typing this I think the turd has moved toward the opening a little.

Stand by for further reports of expected fecal terrorism.