Pacman Rap

[danhm87]

My Pacman brings all the frogs to the yard,
and their like
He's fatter than yours
Damn right,
he's fatter than yours
Cause I feed him children
stolen from cars

Fin

top it?

[ejh805]

Haha!! I like the last two lines the most.

[danhm87]

Haha!! I like the last two lines the most.

Haha, thank you I was bored :P

so how long have you been a member?

[GrifTheGreat]

Well, it made me laugh.

[ejh805]

Haha, thank you I was bored :P

so how long have you been a member?

3 or 4 weeks I think.

[danhm87]

Well, it made me laugh.

Haha it's funny to think of children getting eaten by frogs :|

[danhm87]

3 or 4 weeks I think.

That is awesome, you have your pacman for that long too?

[ikissedafrog]

LOL! That was great!

[ejh805]

That is awesome, you have your pacman for that long too?

I don't have a pacman.
I've got a pixie frog.

But yeah, I joined maybe a week/week and a half before I got him/her and have not had him/her for 3 weeks.

[danhm87]

LOL! That was great!

Haha thanks. . . But seriously does anyone else think it would be cool to have a thriller about an elusive pacman frog that has eaten humans?

So here it is. The movie stars an older actor that is fit but a pensive man who is struggling with the changing times and lack of true adventure and discovery. Because of this he is losing touch with the people around him and every day it seems his wife gets sucked into a modern and purposless life.

Being a herpatologist, he gets called into the field to investigate the mysterious dissapearance of construction workers in the deeper regions of the rain forest. The man who hires him tells him of the only thing let behind was a boot with traces of a certain type of frog secretions. The man tells our heroine that he is to find out what kind of speces the frog is and where its habitat would be, enabling the owner to discover more evidence at the wherabouts of his missing workers.

Our hero flies to the location and begins his work when he comes to the discovery that there is no record of this species. One night while drinking away his restlessness he happens upon a native who claims he saw one of the workers swallowed up by a living cave. Perplexed and hung over he rifles through an old local herpatology book looking for clues to this lost species, when he finds an exerp about a patch of dense forrested marsh that used to have frogs that were known to eat monkies and other small animals.

Partly, he was spellbound as a herpatologist but something inside him called deeply to investigate this seemingly last mystery of the rain forrest. He told his employer he had a lead and takes a small expidition of workers and the native into the depths of the marshland.

Obviously we know what happens next, as the approach thier destination they find more and more alarming evidence of something unknown and terrible. When it seems as though they should turn back and evacuate, they find a part of a tool belt sticking out of a pile of mud. But as our hero gets closer he smells that it isnt mub but frog droppings. His eyes go wide and he realizes the mortal danger he and is team are in. But the native also realizes this and begins chanting supersticious stuff in fear of what he believes are the forrest gods. The noise and chantings echo in the forrest but become drowned out by a bellowing croak. One of the workers becomes afraid and begins to run away but trips in the marsh. As he is ons his stomach about to pick himself up he notices a glisten in something shiny not 5 feet away. He stares at it to figure it out when he realizes to his horrow what it is. GRAAAAAAALLLL BOOOOOM . . . A giant pacman frog's tounge engulfs the workers head and in an instant whips back towards the monstrosity. The men look on and whitness flailing legs and a hand sticking out from what looks like a giant cave cloaked in mud.

Thats all i got for now. . . Tune in next week for the fate of our heroine and his doomed expedition. . .o

[danhm87]

I don't have a pacman.
I've got a pixie frog.

But yeah, I joined maybe a week/week and a half before I got him/her and have not had him/her for 3 weeks.

Haha so you did it the right way and reseached first. . . Why didnt i think of that

[Sunshine]

That is awesome! I can't wait for more Who is going to fund this? Perhaps Daniel Craig can be our Herpetologist...

[danhm87]

That is awesome! I can't wait for more Who is going to fund this? Perhaps Daniel Craig can be our Herpetologist...

NICE casting!!! he is exactly the kind of guy we need in our movie. . . Oh and griffthegreat is going to fund it

[GrifTheGreat]

NICE casting!!! he is exactly the kind of guy we need in our movie. . . Oh and grifthegreat is going to fund it

Meeee? Nope. If I dish out large amounts of money it will be to buy C. Auritas!! Start washing cars buddy.

[Sunshine]

Ok sweet. I will be in charge of casting, you of course are the writer/director, thank you Grif for funding! Heather, Lynn, you guys got costumes?

[danhm87]

Meeee? Nope. If I dish out large amounts of money it will be to buy C. Auritas!! Start washing cars buddy.

I liked this just so i could unlike it XD

[GrifTheGreat]

I liked this just so i could unlike it XD

Lol!!

[RustyVegetables97]

*pops out of a pile of soil*
I heard Daniel Craig.

[danhm87]

*pops out of a pile of soil*
I heard Daniel Craig.

Hahaha, Daniel Craig would be perfect wouldn't he