Alligators for sale... WTF?

[Duriel]

I imagine you would need pleeenty of yard space for it, not an apartment pet i assume

Well I live in a duplex... so small yards. Would be an awesome deterrent though. Instead of "Beware of Dogs" it would be "Beware of Gators." NOBODY is breaking into that house unless they're packing automatic weapons and lots of ammo.

[rodsboys]

Best line in the add:

Sexing Your Alligator
Please feel free to request a male or female alligator (or any combination thereof) when you order, but please be aware that we cannot guarantee the sex. However, we can guarantee that someone very experienced with amphibians will attempt to select the specific alligator(s) you are requesting.


I sure am glad someone that knows about amphibians is going to take a guess. I was worried they would use a bird expert!