Quote Originally Posted by HerpDerp View Post
I have the same problem except it goes one step further. My friends and family members all have kids. I have no interest in having kids of my own, much less their kids! So when they talk about their kids I like to talk about my pets (two cats, a bird and my froggy) and I get the dirtiest looks lol. Even better is when I tell them I'm trying to breed cockroaches! If I reacted the same way to their children I don't think it would go over very well!
Start sending them christmas cards with photos of you covered in roaches.