Haha I know trust me I know what your talking about they are BAD cept at my store bc I've taught them and have raised/bred a lot if herps all my life if you do go to Petsmart you can have them order you a true giant BUT make sure that you have them check the scientific name on the actual order form before ordering it bc the supplier does carry dwarfs as well I ordered mine and both genus were in the form when I did it do make sure they double check