Wait now, I'm an educated nurse and I think I know the cure!!! Lol! :P
It's a simple cocktail mixture and a weeks free vacation to the rainforest

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Easy to make cocktail ...
10 parts dechlor water to one part clear pedialyte, add one pinch of calcium/vita D3, one pinch multivitamin, one earthworm, 2 beheaded crickets. Blend on high for 10 seconds, and waa laa! Lol!