Re: Time for a real heated discussion.
Hello Lynn.Originally Posted by flybyferns
Thank you for taking this manor seriously.
I started noticing subtle things a while back:
for instance, I purchased a cell plan that had the multiple phones, and I gave all the squirps their own cell phones so they could text and talk unlimited any night and weekend. Then a couple months later I noticed squirp was always messing around with her phone, and it racked up the bill to 200 bucks once and I'll tell ya what, I was so livid I plum puckered up my eyebrows and took to a whompin and a stompin to the likes of them cellular devices. Grounded Missey that's for sure I told her. 2 weeks later this little flashy orange stripe chump starts showing up at the house. starts staying over for dinner, dressing nicer, trying to impress everyone, speaking more politely.I don't buy it, tell the guy to scram. Next thing i know, he's buying her things. spouting off on some BS Scouts Honor Promise Ring ****. asks if he can have my blessing to date my most precious and prized award winning heart of smiles squirp.. So you wanna know what I say? I told him he can go Flip himself, and I tossed him right out the front window. He came back the next night with a small toad sized guitar, woke me from a dead sleep, I had to get ready to work in a couple hours so I sprayed him with the hose, told him to get off my yard or I'll stick my boot up his ***. Next thing I know, I catch him bunked up with squirp one night, and he didn't even have the decency to stop what he was doing. he just looked at me with those menacing eyes, it was awful.
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