Foods you wish your toad could eat.

[Squirp]

I'd grill up a breakfast burrito, Full of eggs, sausage, potatoes, red peppers, steak, nacho cheese, bacon, biscuit crumbs, couple dabs of sausage gravy, maybe a side of waffle and french toast sticks, with some syrup, berries, and cream.

[Squirp]

Chicken and Dumplings,
stout vegetables mix
let it simmer slow and thick.
Serve it up with a side of plump healthy biscuits,
drizzled with butter, and salt... maybe a light dab of honey.
Probably glut his fourth serving around lunchtime tomorrow.

[Poly]

Oh you got that right!

How I wish my toad didn't have to just eat insects! But, I think I'd HAVE to make an insect lovers, toad delight dish: Pizza, topped with extra cheese, fresh crickets, mealworms, butter worms, wax worms, dusted with fruit flys, and a large night crawler & pinky on each slice... I actually started thinking about this pizza, and it has now made me slightly sick to my stomach...

~Royce

[Squirp]

That pizza sounds legitimately delicious up until wax worms. I was won over almost completely at butter worms, but the pinkies should come as an extra side like a jalapeno, and maybe some sort of crushed beetle mixed with some sauce to dip it in. and afterwords you can sit out back and roll up a molt shaving cigarette full of cricket wings, and grasshopper tar, relax, and digest.

[Poly]

I honestly think if we keep talking like this, I may throw up... the cricket wing thing, really didn't agree with my stomach when I read that...

[Squirp]

Okay, well since we have to keep the arthropods out of this, I would just like to state, very barbarically that I want my squirps to indulge into a very robust Guinness, while chomping away at giant fried turkey drumstick, seasoned with a zest of lemon and garlic.