It's a real easy step to learn. Take 1500 crickets and try to put them in a 10 gallon tank for safekeeping. It's all about bending at the waist, snapping at the air with the tongs, jumping to and fro, and lacing the morning air with the appropriate Spanish curseword. It's all the rage at my house.

Now, if this had happened while my wife was home, it would've been a different dance altogether, called the "Stomp and Nag." Thankfully, I was solo.