You know you keep frogs when....
When the snowflakes on the window start looking like springtails....
1.3.0 Amazon Milk Frogs
8.2.0 Vietnamese Mossy Frogs
2.2.6 theloderma asperum
3.0.0 theloderma licin
2.1.0 golden mantella
3.2.0 red eyed tree frogs
3.6.0 Andean marsupial frogs
0.0.6 starry night Reed frogs
0.0.5 hyperolius sp.
1.2.0 nectophryne afra
2.1.0 hyperolius riggenbachi hieroglyphus
3.0.0 Mitchelli Reed frogs
3.3.0 afrixalus fornasinii
1.2.0 Vietnamese flying frog
2.2.0 bufo punctatus
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Re: You know you keep frogs when....
... you get a sunburn and your skin starts peeling and for a fleeting moment you consider eating it.
... a cricket sounds kinda good for a snack.
...you stick just your butt in your bathtub when you're thirsty.
:P
I have a frog. She's fat and green. Her name is Gertrude, because she is fat and green.
Re: You know you keep frogs when....
You sit in the loo wondering when your FROG is going to poo...
You warn family members not to use the bottle of honey because it is ONLY for your frogs in case they get constipated...
You're more concerned with your frog's getting vitamins/calcium and a well balanced diet than you are about yourself...
You find yourself driving down the road croaking to the radio!
Mom to these fine frogs!
4.4.0 White's tree frogs (Litoria caerulea): Sir Honey Lime, Bok & Choi, Martha, Shirley, Leapin' Loo and Ping & Pong; 0.2.1 Amazon Milk Frogs (Trachycephalus resinifictrix): Otto & Echo and Pip-Squeak aka Tiny
2.0.0 South American Bird Poo Frogs (Hyla marmorata): Ribbit & Rupert
Re: You know you keep frogs when....
....you have at least 200 plastic containers cleaned,sterilized, and stacked with their lids for the next clutch of tads, but when it comes to finding a dish for leftover meals, you got nothin.
....you have to restrain from giving friends/strangers a complete rundown on the awesome frog species pictured on random calendars/tv/posters
1.3.0 Amazon Milk Frogs
8.2.0 Vietnamese Mossy Frogs
2.2.6 theloderma asperum
3.0.0 theloderma licin
2.1.0 golden mantella
3.2.0 red eyed tree frogs
3.6.0 Andean marsupial frogs
0.0.6 starry night Reed frogs
0.0.5 hyperolius sp.
1.2.0 nectophryne afra
2.1.0 hyperolius riggenbachi hieroglyphus
3.0.0 Mitchelli Reed frogs
3.3.0 afrixalus fornasinii
1.2.0 Vietnamese flying frog
2.2.0 bufo punctatus
You know you keep frogs when....
-You have things in your refrigerator or freezer that you have to write "not for human consumption" on the container.
-your decorating choices revolve around what looks good with a planted vivarium
-accidentally inhaling a fruit fly becomes "no big deal".
-chocolate sprinkles on ice cream remind you of fruit flies and it doesn't bother you anymore
Education is the most powerful weapon we can use to change the world ~ Nelson Mandela
1.0.0 Oophaga Pumilio 'Black Jeans'
0.0.10 Phyllobates Vittatus
0.0.3 Phyllobates Terribilis 'Mint'
0.0.3 Dendrobates Tinctorius 'Patricia'
0.0.5 Dendrobates Leucomelas
0.0.2 Dendrobates Tinctorius 'Powder Blue'
0.0.2 Ranitomeya Variabilis 'southern'
0.0.3 Epipedobates Anthonyi 'zarayunga'
1.2.0 Phyllobates bicolor
0.0.3 Dendrobates tinctorius 'azureus'
0.0.1 Avicularia Avicularia
0.0.1 Gramastola porteri
0.2.0 Canines
1.0.0 Tabby/Maine Coon Mix
2.1.0 Genetics Experiments
0.1.0 Bed Bully
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Re: You know you keep frogs when....
... You laugh and it sounds like you're croaking more than snorting..
... You spend years screaming because of bugs and now, not only you can grab them with your fingers but your collection is bigger than the one in your garden..
... You get called the 'crazy frog lady' at work because there is everything FROG at your desk...
... You're hunny thinks you're actually drinking all that vinegar..
HHAHAhhahahaHAHHhAHAHAHaah!!
Re: You know you keep frogs when....
You think more about your frogs at work than your work.
Stephanie
Re: You know you keep frogs when....
When someone asks why you look worried you say "my frog hasn't pooped."
You find yourself eying nice hardwood branches.
Re: You know you keep frogs when....
Also: You've paid $20 for a big stick before.
You have a roach bin.
Re: You know you keep frogs when....
... you scream like you have won the lotto when you see poop...
...you have one security camera and its not for the house at all...
... someone asks you your favorite color and you instantly say green without thinking...
... you call every kind of babies tadpoles...
Frog world is the best!!
Re: You know you keep frogs when....
you actually keep roaches in your house!! 'nuff said.....lolOriginally Posted by elly
1.0.0 Oophaga Pumilio 'Black Jeans'
0.0.10 Phyllobates Vittatus
0.0.3 Phyllobates Terribilis 'Mint'
0.0.3 Dendrobates Tinctorius 'Patricia'
0.0.5 Dendrobates Leucomelas
0.0.2 Dendrobates Tinctorius 'Powder Blue'
0.0.2 Ranitomeya Variabilis 'southern'
0.0.3 Epipedobates Anthonyi 'zarayunga'
1.2.0 Phyllobates bicolor
0.0.3 Dendrobates tinctorius 'azureus'
0.0.1 Avicularia Avicularia
0.0.1 Gramastola porteri
0.2.0 Canines
1.0.0 Tabby/Maine Coon Mix
2.1.0 Genetics Experiments
0.1.0 Bed Bully
Re: You know you keep frogs when....
i have actually made my wife stop on the side of the road because i spotted a cool piece of wood or some cool rocks on the side of the road. that was when she finally figured out why i always let her drive....lol
1.0.0 Oophaga Pumilio 'Black Jeans'
0.0.10 Phyllobates Vittatus
0.0.3 Phyllobates Terribilis 'Mint'
0.0.3 Dendrobates Tinctorius 'Patricia'
0.0.5 Dendrobates Leucomelas
0.0.2 Dendrobates Tinctorius 'Powder Blue'
0.0.2 Ranitomeya Variabilis 'southern'
0.0.3 Epipedobates Anthonyi 'zarayunga'
1.2.0 Phyllobates bicolor
0.0.3 Dendrobates tinctorius 'azureus'
0.0.1 Avicularia Avicularia
0.0.1 Gramastola porteri
0.2.0 Canines
1.0.0 Tabby/Maine Coon Mix
2.1.0 Genetics Experiments
0.1.0 Bed Bully
Re: You know you keep frogs when....
When you are spending your Friday night on a frog forum discussing reasons on how you know you keep frogs....lol
Re: You know you keep frogs when....
- when the phrase "oh krap, i need more bugs" actually leaves your lips, and YOU think it's normal
-you can't walk into a home improvement store without stopping by the tropical plant section
-when you have this conversation with your spouse: Me: i'm thinking about building a big viv in the basement Wife: how big? Me: um, the basement. the whole basement. (true story...lol)
1.0.0 Oophaga Pumilio 'Black Jeans'
0.0.10 Phyllobates Vittatus
0.0.3 Phyllobates Terribilis 'Mint'
0.0.3 Dendrobates Tinctorius 'Patricia'
0.0.5 Dendrobates Leucomelas
0.0.2 Dendrobates Tinctorius 'Powder Blue'
0.0.2 Ranitomeya Variabilis 'southern'
0.0.3 Epipedobates Anthonyi 'zarayunga'
1.2.0 Phyllobates bicolor
0.0.3 Dendrobates tinctorius 'azureus'
0.0.1 Avicularia Avicularia
0.0.1 Gramastola porteri
0.2.0 Canines
1.0.0 Tabby/Maine Coon Mix
2.1.0 Genetics Experiments
0.1.0 Bed Bully
You know you keep frogs when....
Darn near peed my pants on this!! Rotf!!
Education is the most powerful weapon we can use to change the world ~ Nelson Mandela
1.0.0 Oophaga Pumilio 'Black Jeans'
0.0.10 Phyllobates Vittatus
0.0.3 Phyllobates Terribilis 'Mint'
0.0.3 Dendrobates Tinctorius 'Patricia'
0.0.5 Dendrobates Leucomelas
0.0.2 Dendrobates Tinctorius 'Powder Blue'
0.0.2 Ranitomeya Variabilis 'southern'
0.0.3 Epipedobates Anthonyi 'zarayunga'
1.2.0 Phyllobates bicolor
0.0.3 Dendrobates tinctorius 'azureus'
0.0.1 Avicularia Avicularia
0.0.1 Gramastola porteri
0.2.0 Canines
1.0.0 Tabby/Maine Coon Mix
2.1.0 Genetics Experiments
0.1.0 Bed Bully
Re: You know you keep frogs when....
In your living room you regularly re-enact a scene from the original Dracula: like Renfield, on hands and knees, laughing hysterically and trying to catch a bug that got loose. Only you don't eat it. Hopefully.
Re: You know you keep frogs when....
...you use any excuse and break in a conversation to add something awesome about your frogs and the cute habbits.
...your boyfriend told you it was him or the frogs and U tell him U choose the frogs. This actually happened and the look on my boyfriends face was priceless and the was the last he ever complained. That's love
Stephanie
Re: You know you keep frogs when....
-Your family yells at you when crickets show up in the bathroom.
-The derp face people make in selfies reminds you of the derp expression your frog has while shedding it's skin.
I have a frog. She's fat and green. Her name is Gertrude, because she is fat and green.
Re: You know you keep frogs when....
- your neighbors and family members complain about the loud croaking noise coming from one side of the house
"A Righteous man cares for his animals" - Proverbs 12:10
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2.1.0 Bombina orientalis
0.1.0 Ambystoma mexicanum
0.0.1 Ceratophrys cranwelli
1.0.0 Litoria caerulea
1.1.0 Dendrobates auratus "Nicaraguan"
0.0.2 Dendrobates tinctorius "Azureus"
-your ringtone is the mating call of the Pacific Chorus frog.......
And whenever you hear a "wild" frog in the backyard you make your wife call you
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